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Saturday, 28 April 2012

Joke Of The Day

A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! =))
From Ndi Igbo page,can't stop laughing!

The Actor Chidi Mokeme Is Taking The Final Step Today!

The actor got married traditionally on Saturday April 21 to a US based medical doctor, Dr Jean Chinwe Olumba.They are taking their final vows today at Our Saviour's Church, TBS, Onikan Lagos, while the reception will be at Muson Centre, Lagos.

Looks Like Karen Igho Was Never Engaged To Anyone

The 2011 BBA co-winner,just about a week ago tweeted about her supposed engagement,but it looks like her tweet was misunderstood or she was not plain enough for us to understand what she meant.
Her recent tweets which says "Is not my fault people jumped to conclusions,A fan propose to me in warri when I went for the Facebook unplugged cd launch,I said no cos I didn't know him well enough to marry him,Am thankful for all the wishes but be rest assure dat marriage is in my future plans,Dat was my sister's hand was taking a Pic of her nail Polish,One fine day my true prince will come for me any time from now,Am still young,Love is all dat matters,When the time is right,Wetin go be go be o".
Also with a press release received from her media people says she is not engaged to any man.
click on the read more link to see the press release.

Friday, 27 April 2012

Photos Of Shan George In SwimSit On Her Birthday!






Stephanie Okererke Says:Husband Is A Total Package


The newly wedded actress,Stephanie Okererke now Stephanie Idahosa talks with genevieveng after her marriage.
 1.    What got you interested in having your wedding in Paris?
It’s the ambience – fairy-tale like. It is reminiscent of culture, of peace and love; something away from the chaos we get used, something fresh, new and different.
 2.    How would you describe your feelings at the moment?
I’m happy. It’s a beautiful feeling to be in love and be with the one person you wish to spend the rest of your life with.
 3.    How has your career influenced your taste in a man?
Lol! I guess you just want the best out of life when you are open to experiencing life in all its beauty. I want a man that is not threatened in the least; one who has his own pursuit, and there’s a connect between what we do. Respect is key.4.    Is it possible to have a good marriage under the continuous glare of Nollywood spotlight?

My marriage is not under the spotlight, my career is. I’m not going to drag my marriage through the lenses of cameras. It is private, and all the public excitement ends with the wedding, afterwards it’s serious business – marriage is serious business.

Farewell Intercourse Law: Egypt Drafts Measure To Allow Husbands To Have Sex With Dead Wives


Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death. Known as the “farewell Intercourse” law, the measure is being championed as part of a raft of reforms introduced by the parli
ament that will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 for girls.

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Rihana Looking Younger

Should i say a prom queen?

Van Vicker Denies Being Arrested In Lagos,Nigeria

Top Ghanaian actor, Van Vicker has denied rumours in entertainment circles that he was arrested by the police in Lagos, Nigeria, for alleged possession of arms last weekend.

Speaking exclusively to Hitz FM, Wednesday, Van said he was never arrested.

More Three Days To Go Before Prince William And Kate Middleton Celebrates Their first Wedding Anniversary

Sunday, April 29 marks the first wedding anniversary of Prince William and Kate Middleton, although a lot has happened since their love story enraptured the world.
But Marriage is not a bed of roses,so congrats awaits them!

Who Wore The Givenchy Better?

Ashley Green(left)at the Paris premiere of Twilight in October,last year, while Kim Kardashian(Right) at the grand opening of RYU in New York City on Monday night are both putting on the same Givenchy Resort folded peplum dress.
Who rocks the outfit better?

Ramsey Nouah Is Quitting Acting As He Finally Grants An Interview


In an interview with Joseph Akahome of thenetng the Nigerian Actor,Ramsey Noah speaks up on some issues.

I Could not Believe Cristiano Ronaldo And Kaka Could Miss That Opportunity

Who could have believed that Manuel Neuer of Bayern Munich could stop a penalty kick from Real Madrid's Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo?

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Is Beyonce Really The World's Most Beautiful Woman

"I feel more beautiful than I've ever felt because I've given birth,I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth."
The Grammy winner added that since the arrival of her little bundle of joy, "the word love means something completely different now."
Says Beyonce as she has just been chosen by People as the World's Most Beautiful Woman, a year after the American Idol judge received the very same honor.
So should Jennifer Lopez Step Aside?

Tyra Banks Firing Her Buddies And Show's mainstays(Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel and J. Alexander)

The America's Next Top Model bigwig,Tyra Banks, dropped a massive shocker last week when she announced that she was firing three of the show's mainstays—Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel and J. Alexander—who also happen to be her close chums.
Many took the move as a firm bid to gussy up the show and juice up sagging ratings, and now Banks is speaking out about the shakedown and what it means for her and her axed costars...


"We've reached a point where were feel that the show just needs a new boost," Banks told Access Hollywood Monday at the Matrix Awards in New York City.
"It's very difficult because I love my guys—I mean, they're my guys!" she added. "They've been there since the beginning of the show."
Still, she doesn't rule out bringing the trio back on board somewhere down the line.
"They'll still be there because my partner Ken Mok and I, we have projects that we're developing, and we're a family," she said. "So it doesn't end."

Heidi Klum Looking Stunnin With Only Some Paints On

The pictorial was done for Astor Cosmetics' 60th anniversary and included some funky body paint designs by Joanne Gair.
it took a whopping 12 hours for Gair to decorate Heidi's body with the paint. "This was probably close to the 13th time I've been body painted by her," Klum writes. "You have to be good at being patient! I don't mind sitting still for such a long time, though; it's a living piece of art that I'm so honored to be a part of."
I like,You Like?

I Don’t Demand Cash For Photos -Joselyn Dumas

Actress and host of Viasat 1’s ‘The One Show’, Joselyn Dumas, has taken a strong exception to claims suggesting that she is the type who does not respect her fans.

Joselyn Dumas told NEWS-ONE that she was a people person and was not discriminatory as being alleged, adding that she treated people with respect, whether such persons were fans or not.

“I am a down to earth person. I don’t disrespect people, same way I don’t reject people who come to me. I welcome everybody, because it is them we are working for. You know, with this job you always have to smile to people and be free to everybody; so I try to do that wholeheartedly. I’m sure a number of people out there who observe me, know that about me. I don’t discriminate.”

Nollywood Actress,Singer And Motivational Speaker,Stella Damasus,Speaks Up At 34

Stella Damasus,the Asaba, Delta State born actress,who was born on 24 April, 1978 and started her acting career in 1992 was Speaking with P.M.NEWS in an interview.
She says

2 Teenage Girls Give Birth In Different Centres For The Ghana BECE

TWO STUDENTS sitting for their final exams in this year’s Basic Education Certificate Examination (BECE) last week gave birth to a baby boy and girl at different centres in two different districts that share a common boundary.

The young girls, both 16 years old, were writing the exams at Atwereboana D/A Junior High School (JHS) centre in the Adansi South District in the Ashanti Region, and Odumto M/A JHS centre in the Assin North Municipality in the Central Region respectively when they gave birth to a boy and girl, before continuing their papers later.

45 Years Old Mallam Rapes 3 Kids


Forty five year old Abubakar Sulaiman, a suspected serial rapist, has been charged before the Ikeja Magistrate Court, Lagos for allegedly raping children.
Police officers attached to the Area M police command filed a two-count-charge against the petty trader at the family court 6 for having unlawful carnal knowledge of a 7-year-old and a 5-year-old girl (names withheld).

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Man Commits Suicide By Setting Himself Ablaze


A 32-year-old man set himself on fire in front of his estranged wife’s home in a Mumbai suburb Ville Parle after he was beaten up by her relatives.

The Full List Of Winners From AMMA 2012

The 2012 edition of the prestigious AMAA awards was for the first time held in Lagos, at the Eko Hotel&Suites, Victoria Island Lagos on April 22, 2012.
The likes of A-list Hollywood stars; Morris Chesnut and Jimmy Jean Louis were also there.

Pictures From Stephanie Okereke's Wedding

Miss Stephanie Okereke is now Mrs Idahosa! She and Linus Idahosa exchanged vows on saturday in France in the presence of 400 family and friends including Nollywood stars Genevieve Nnaji, Ini Edo, Uche Jombo, Richard Mofe Damijo and Monalisa Chinda,e.t.c.
See more photos.

D'banj Opens Up At Last

Culled from thenetng by By Ayeni Adekunle
There’s an important person in that building, right?’ the cab driver asked. ‘Important musician?
I nodded, too tired to let any curious driver drag me into a conversation.
He got the message and left me alone the entire drive from Canary Wharf to the London Marriot Hotel, in Grosvenor Square.
Then, as I got down to get my suitcase from the trunk, he gave me a knowing look, smiled, and said ‘are you the musician?
Of course not’, I said to him, smiling this time. ‘The musician is in Canary Wharf, his name is D’banj’.
Silence. Confused look.
D’banj?
Yes, D’banj. He’s big in Africa. You know ‘Oliver Twist?
Silence again, then as his final ‘no’ came, I said ‘Google him.

Seems Like Kanye West And Kim Kardashian are Moving On Strong

Kanye West went to the opening of Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick's restaurant, RYU, last night with Kim Kardashian and her family. See more photos

Monday, 23 April 2012

The Actor,Chidi Mokeme Married To Jean Chinwe Olumba not Jane Oduah

The actor got married traditionally on Saturday April 21 to Jean Chinwe Olumba, not Jane Oduah,as i mistakenly reported earlier just like a lot of other blogs are reporting.Jean Chinwe Olumba is a medical practitioner based in the US and is not related to the Minister of Aviation.Princess Jane Oduah has been married for years with kids,according to her brother,Prince Charles Oduah,the Executive Director of Sea Petroleum and Gas Group Of Company Ltd,who has completely denied the news.
He says:

Friday, 20 April 2012

Ghana's Biometric Voters Registration (BVR) Method,Authentic Or Not

How is it possible that a 47-year-old man named Archibald Laryea could have registered 15 times in the on-going biometric voters registration (BVR) exercise without getting caught until the 16th time.

Archibald Laryea was picked up by the Odorkor Police in Accra at the Naroda polling station at Sakaman in the Ablekuma North Constituency in Accra Tuesday, when he attempted to register for the 16th time.



According to the narrations given by the district police commander, DSP Jordan Quaye,to graphic.com.gh.He said the incidence occurred at 10:30 in the morning and that the registration officer at Naroda polling station, Mr Asare Baffour, called the police that they had in their custody a man who had attempted to do double registration with different names.

According to Mr Asare Baffour, the finger print scanner detected that Mr Laryea had registered on April 8, 2012 at Tantra with the name Nii Laryea.

DSP Quaye explained that upon their arrival at the polling station, Mr Laryea tried to flee and in an attempt bit the thumb of one of the corporal by name Mr William Afedo.

He said they took him to his residence at Dansoman where they discovered that he had managed to acquire 15 BVR cards using different names.

DSP Quaye said, they also found 13 old registration cards and some toy revolvers under his bed.

DSP Quaye said the suspect would be arraigned before court at the appropriate time.

Advising all eligible voters, he warned them to desist from the act since the law would prosecute offenders.

DSP Quaye also urged personnel of the Electoral Commission, especially the electoral officers at the various polling centres, to be vigilant to ensure that multiple registration was eliminated and offenders reported.

The names Mr Laryea used in his registration were: Gufhid Quist Jox Provencal, Qusitjox Danfo Kwetey, Epicurus Ahenu Tarlo, Justice Fred Provencal, Philip Obletey Tackie, Victus Wilfred Juqwyjbusu and Anthony Akote.

The rest are Victor Wilfred Abety Moux, Victor Gloveuched, Victor Wilfred Nampty, Provencal Kwetey Buzim, Laryea Archibald, Emmanuel Nii Laryea, Job Maxwell Auashong. He used different ages on all his registration cards.



Can This Widow Be Saying The Truth?



Mrs. Mercy Esho,now a widow had of a baby few days ago with her husband Babatunde Esho, the leader of an armed robbery gang,who died in an open fire with the police last Saturday, in Ilesa.The widow has been arrested by the police for being an accomplice in her husband's crime but she claimed that she did not know that her husband was an armed robber.
 

On Thursday, the Commissioner of Police, Osun State Command, Mrs. Kalafite Adeyemi, said various items were recovered at Esho’s residence. 
Mrs. Adeyemi said detectives from the command busted the gang during the christening of Esho’s baby, adding that the gang’s leader opened fire on detectives before he was gunned down.
The Commissioner of police said, “Several items were recovered from his wife including three locally-made pistols, 17 live cartridges; three laptops; two LCD televisions; four wristwatches; a brand-new photocopier; 13 mobile phones; and one iPad.The LCD televisions and iPad tablet have been identified by their owners from Ijebu-Jesa and Esa-Oke respectively.”
 

Mrs. Esho said “May I not do well in life if I know that he was an armed robber. He used to maltreat me and starve me even when I was pregnant.It was his parents who urged me to marry him. He slept with me only once and I got pregnant. We were having the naming ceremony when police swooped on the party.”Maintaining she was innocent.

Karen Igho Is Engaged

The 2011 BBA co-winner is engaged as her tweet says it all.Congrats girl!
Go ahead to see the engagement ring.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Majid Michel Compares Wife To Halle Berry In An Interview

One of the best actor nominee for the 2012 African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA), Majid Michel in an interview with Golden Icon TV.

Famous Blogger,Linda Ikeji In Another War With TV Presenter Toke Makinwa

We all heard the long internet war between Linda Ikeji and Susan Peters because Linda is doing what she does best but here is another one,according to thenetng.com.

Khloe Wishes Kourtney A Wonderful Birthday!

Khloe and Kourtney
So sweet of khloe kardashian!
She says "Wishing my gorgeous, glowing, preggo sister the most incredible birthday in the world. Thank you for not only being an amazing sister, but the most wonderful friend a girl could ask for. I love you madly".

Khloe and Kourtney

Don't you think Khloe was more pretty being a girl?

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Ladies Brutality Increasing By The Day


ONITSHA – Armed robbers yesterday killed five members of Oba local vigilante group who were on patrol within the community, even as over seven other passers-by were hit by stray bullets at Oba, Idemili South Local Government Area of Anambra State.

It was gathered that the armed robbers trailed the vigilante men for some time in
their black Sports Utility Vehicle, caught up with them at 8th Mile junction, along Oba old road and opened fire on them, killing five of the six occupants of the Toyota Hilux van in which they were patrolling, while one escaped with severe bullet wounds. An eyewitness said bodies of the dead five were shattered by bullets.

Famous TV Personality-Dick Clark Dies At 82


The television personality Dick Clark died of a heart attack on Wednesday morning in Los Angeles,according to his spokesman.Clark who was 82 was nicknamed "America's oldest teenager" and maintained his youthful looks into his 70s.He hosted long-running television shows such as "American Bandstand," the game show "Pyramid" and "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve".Clark is survived by his wife, Kari, and his three children.

Who Wore The Outfit Better?

The Kardashian sisters all wore the same outfit from their Kardashian Kollection or Sears, but who wore it best? Khloe Kardashian left,out and about in Santa Barbara,Calif.Kim Kardashian,center,leaves a Midtown Manhattan hotel in New York City. Kourtney Kardashian attends the Kardashian Kollection launch party in Hollywood,Calif.

Some Parts Of Africa has Really Got A Long Way To Go

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Chidi Mokeme Set To Take The Next Step

The 40-year-old Nollywood actor,Chidi Mokeme,will have his traditional wedding ceremony in Owerri on Saturday, April 21 with Jane Oduah, younger sister to the Minister of Avation, Stella Oduah Ogiemwonyi.
According to reports Jane is the daughter of Igwe Oduah, Akili Ozizo of Ogbaru, Anambra State.She has lived most of her life outside Nigeria.

Statement By Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Following The Announcement Of Dr Jim Yong Kim As President Of The World Bank

                                               SOURCE:allAfrica


I would like to congratulate Dr Jim Yong Kim on his emergence as President of the World Bank Group. I look forward to working with him, staff and stakeholders of the World Bank Group for the benefit of poor people around the world. Their plight is at the heart of the mandate of the institution and we must never lose sight of that.
With regard to the selection process, it is clear to me that we need to make it more open, transparent and merit-based. We need to make sure that we do not contribute to a democratic deficit in global governance.

Kennedy Agyapong Has Been officially charged For treason



As confirmed by the acting Director of Public Affairs DSP Cephas Arthur,the Assin North MP Kennedy Agyapong has officially been charged with treason and will be arraigned before court, Wednesday to open his defense.

Agyapong was arrested Monday, after declaring war in reaction to attacks on New Patriotic Party supporters during the biometric registration exercise by the police,who said they were investigating a possible charge of treason but needed to conduct further investigations.
Kennedy Agyapong is likely to face the ultimate penalty of death if found guilty but DSP Arthur will not say whether the prosecution will be asking for the the ultimate penalty.



Khloé Kardashian Odom Speaks Up Rumours Circulating About her About

Although there has been numerous tabloid rumors circulating about whether or not Khloé Kardashian is or will become pregnant, the 27-year-old clothing store owner wants to step up and set the record straight once and for all.

The Actress Yvonne Okoro Tweets About Her Photo Shoot with Vogue Photographer Agata Preyss

The 2012 African Movie Academy Award (AMAA) Best Actress in a Leading Role nominee scheduled for Sunday, April 22 in Lagos,Nigeria, Yvonne Okoro tweeted on tuesday... “Fotoshoot with Vogue Photographer Agatha Preyss.yaay.she’s intense.Stylist, Hair n Makeup. woohoo. Need new Poses People".

Governor Of Delta State,Nigeria To Serve 13 Years Jail Term With Video Clip About His Previous Escapades

The formal Governor of Delta state,Nigeria,James Ibori was sentenced to 13 years in prison at Southwark Crown court,for defrauding the people he was supposed to be representing of a huge sum of money,which will also lead to confiscation of his assets.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

What Could Have Been The Reason For All These Fainting At Steven Kanumba's Burial?




The popular Tanzanian actor(Steven Kanumba) was buried on the 10th of April 2012.His burial was an incredible one,as Tanzanians came out in their numbers,but the weird thing is that a lot of people,especially women fainted at his burial.